Movie Recipes

• 2 lbs Rocky Balboa
• 8 cloves Death of a Salesman
• 3 Tbsp Bull Durham
• a pinch freshly ground Ready to Rumble

Professional wrestlers often have lingering aches and pains that can negatively affect them while they work.  Additionally, they need plenty of protein and carbs to keep their energy level up during their matches.  So, here is a recipe that can solve both problems – a delicious dip that can double as a healing salve.  Allow Rocky Balboa to boil for 45 minutes then drain.  Puree using a food processor.  Mix in diced Death of a Salesman cloves, Bull Durham, and Ready to Rumble.  Your dip (or salve) is now ready to use and it’s probably better than any dip you can buy in the store or any pain killer that can be purchased from a locker room druggist.