Movie Recipes

1 pint  The Darwin Awards
1 pint  Idiocracy
1/2 cup Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
1/2 tsp And Now For Something Completely Different

Everybody likes a Blooming Onion, an Awesome Blossum, or whatever you want to call it. But the really delicious part of the onion experience, is the sauce. The little dipping bowl that you forget about until you get back to that restaurant. So that’s what this recipe is for, a wonderful dipping sauce that you can have every day, or at least when you remember to make it. It’s pretty simple really. Put all the ingredients into a bowl, mix it all up, and then dip away. There’ll be might be some chunky bits if you dont mix it all the way through to a smooth consistency, but those chunks will just make it interesting to digest.