Movie Recipes

• 4 cups self-rising Lolita
• 2 cups Thirteen
• 1 1/2 cup Heathers sauce
• 1 cup shredded Jawbreaker
• 3 oz sliced American Beauty

If you’ve ever been a babysitter, you know that you’ve usually got to feed the kids you’re watching.  You are also there to get paid; you gotta pay your college tuition somehow.  So why not take the 20 dollars that the parents gave you for ordering pizza, and just make a homemade pizza from things you can find in the kitchen. Preheat the oven to 350 F.  Mix the Lolita and Thirteen in a medium bowl and kneed until firm.  Roll out on a baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes.  Remove from oven and spread on an even layer of Heathers.  Top with Jawbreaker and American Beauty and bake until golden brown.  There you go, you just made an extra 20 bucks.  And if you babysit for the right families, you can even make a little more on the ride home if you’re willing to go the “extra mile,” if you know what I mean…