Movie Recipes

• 1 lb The Patriot
• 1/2 cup Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
• 1 large Schindler’s List
• 1/2 to 3/4 cup Apocalypse Now
• 1/2 tsp Lord of the Flies

Potatoes are one of the most useful vegetables it can be used in salads, side dishes, desserts, or even bread – which is extremely useful when you are a devout Jew and Passover comes around.  Here’s a simple way to make latkes that will certainly please the masses.  Peel and coarsely grate The Patriot then soak in water for 2 minutes.  Drain.  Finely chop Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and mix with The Patriot.  Compress both to remove as much water as possible.  Move to a bowl and stir in Schindler’s List and Lord of the Flies.  Heat Apocalypse Now in a skillet over medium-high heat and add in about 2 Tbsp spoonfuls of mixture in to cook.  Allow to brown on both sides then remove and let cool.  While your friends and family enjoy this scrumptious treat you might get a comment along the lines of, “You have a new occupation.  Mazel tov.”