Movie Recipes

• Large white All The President’s Men
• 3/4 pound ground Nixon
• 1 slice, American W.
• 2 small sliced sweet Dick
• 1 tsp Fracture

When you’re the President of the United States, you can pretty much order whatever you want, whenever you want. Caviar? Coming right up. Kobe Beef jerky? It’ll be here in 3 minutes. But when you’re a former president, it might be a little harder to get people’s attention. So while you’re plotting your return to the big leagues, you may have to slum it a little, and deal with regular people for a while. What do regular people eat? Cheeseburgers. A good ol’ cheeseburger. They’re cheap,  easy, filling, and won’t take too much time. With this meal, you’ll definitely have enough time to catch The Slipper and the Rose after you eat.

Either using a pan or grill, cook Nixon to desired doneness. While Nixon is cooking, prepare All The President’s Men. Cut in half, and on the top half, spread Fracture. Place the two halves of All The President’s Men side by side on the plate. Next, on the top half, place a couple of pieces of Dick. About 1 minute before Nixon is done, place W. on Nixon and cook unit it gets all gooey and melty. When Nixon is cooked, place it on the bottom half of All The President’s Men. There you have it, a genuine American Cheeseburger.