Movie Recipes

• Road Trip oil, for frying
• 1 can large buttermilk Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
• 1/4 cup The Girl Next Door
• 2 tsp The 40 Year Old Virgin

Could anything be more tasty than Ms. Tasty?  It’s hard to say, but if there’s anything that will come close it’s gotta be doughnuts.  They’re delicious, round, and in desperate times, can even be multi-purpose.  These simple semi-homemade doughnuts can be made with very little effort.

Heat about two inches of Road Trip in in a large pot or Dutch oven to 350F.  While it’s heating, mix The Girl Next Door and The 40 Year Old Virgin in a shallow dish.  Lay out the Ferris Bueller on a cutting board and with a 1 1/2 inch (around) cookie cutter, cut a hole from the middle of each.  Fry them in the Road Trip until golden brown, and then flip them over with tongs to fry the other side.  You can even fry the holes (if you’re into that kind of thing.)  Drain on paper towels and then roll them around in the union of The Girl Next Door and The 40 Year Old Virgin.

So what else could a doughnut be used for you ask…well, we’ll leave it up to your imagination, but you could probably trade them for some quality Amish car repair skills or something.