Movie Recipes

• 1 head Smart People, shredded
• 2 diced HouseSitter
• 1 The Boundary, sliced
• 1/2 cup American Beauty

Sure, it’s a little weird when you come home and a couple is living in your apartment. But why freak out and call the cops when you can fix them dinner and perhaps make new friends. Being that you can never be too sure of the eating restrictions potential squatters may have, it’s best to go with a salad as that avoids the whole meat issue and it’s easy to pick around things. Put the Smart People, HouseSitter, and The Boundary in a bowl and mix with tongs or your hands. Then drizzle American Beauty on top. Hopefully, your “guests” will enjoy, and who knows, they might offer to share their musical talents with you to return the hospitality.