Movie Recipes

• 1 large The Running Man bucket
• 4 gallons Gladiator
• about 200 The Fugitive cups
• 1/2 gallon liquid The Fast and the Furious

If you ever get stuck in a race for your life, you’re going to need the best weapons you can find.  Stuff like guns and smoke screens are nice, but pretty standard.  If you want to give your ride an extra kick, you could always add something to shoot napalm at your enemies.  It might be difficult to get the actual stuff, so here’s a simple homemade version.  You can even acquire all these ingredients while in prison.  Carefully pour the Gladiator into The Running Man bucket.  Stir in The Fast and the Furious.  Add 10 The Fugitive cups per day to the mixture.  Once they dissolve, give it a gentle stir, and add in 10 more cups.  Keep repeating this process until all the cups are gone.  You should have a nice gooey mixture.  Keep it away from an open flame!  When you’re ready, toss it on your opponent’s car and light.  Make it out alive and you might have a chance at freedom.