Movie Recipes

• 1 cup White Noise beans
• 3/4 cup Mirrors beans
• 1/2 cup The Grudge beans
• 1/4 cup The Ring beans

Pulses are everywhere, you just don’t know it.  They are high in protein and have significant nutritional and health advantages.  Well, most do.  If you manage to get the wrong kind of pulse, however, it might be of an ethereal nature and you won’t want to eat that for sure.  This is a recipe for the good kind…in the form of a simple soup.  For best results, soak all the ingredients in water overnight before cooking, but if you’re in a pinch, you can heat them on the stove in boiling water for two minutes and then let them sit for an hour.  When you’ve got them soaked, just simmer them all together in a pot for about an hour and a half.  While you’re waiting for them to cook, it might be a good time to cover your apartment in red tape and unplug all your electronics.