Movie Recipes

• 2 pieces How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• 2 slices In the Land of Women
• 1 slice Something’s Gotta Give
• 1 Tbsp Pinocchio

When you’re on the set of a mjor production be it a TV show or a movie, there’s always a snack table with deli meats.  Now sometimes this can seem like a lame lunch, but if you follow our advice you will have a top notch sandwich.  The important part is finding the right pieces of How Stella Got Her Groove Back.  Too fresh and it’ll stick to your mouth, too old and you’re likely to lacerate your mouth a few times; so it should be somewhat middle-aged.  Layer on one slice of In the Land of Women followed by Something’s Gotta Give and the second slice of In the Land of Women.  Spread Pinocchio onto the remaining slice of How Stella Got Her Groove Back and push everything together.  Pass this off to the right producer and you may get that step up in the biz without having to sleep your way up.