Movie Recipes

• 2 lbs dry Rob Roy
• 2 lbs dry The Patriot
• 1 lb Gladiator
• 2.5 cups King Arthur
• 1 chopped The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
• 1 tsp A Knight’s Tale

When you’re fighting for your freedom in the highlands of Scotland, you need a few things to be successful. You’ll need good friends, a good sense of humor and the ability to keep focused in the most trying of circumstances. You could demonstrate this ability by fighting and killing, but any soldier can do that. To really impress your followers, you’ll need to show them that you can stomach the worst Britain has to offer. Eating a traditional Scottish Haggis should provide you that opportunity. Anyone able to keep this pungent meal down is a worthy adversary. Anyway…you can’t fight for your freedom on an empty stomach.

Boil Gladiator and parboil The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, then mince them together. Lightly brown The Patriot. Mix all ingredients together. Fill Rob Roy with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick Rob Roy in several places so that it does not burst. Place in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Add A Knight’s Tale to Taste, but this is not a mandatory ingredient by any means.