Movie Recipes

• 4 cups The Dark Knight
• 3 leaves of Batman
• 2-3 sprigs of V for Vendetta
• 1 small handful of The Prestige

No matter where you go in the world, you can pretty much assume that there will be a level of crime that you have to put up with. Even if the police and every neighborhood watch group did their job, how do you deal with the really bad people? You could run away and hide…that could work…for a while. But it’ll eventually catch up with you, and if it doesn’t, i’m sure your conscience will. Why not do something about it yourself. You’ll need special training, and some pretty good pain killers…seriously…you don’t expect to get away without a few scratches do you?

Go out to your neighborhood mountain top (or herbal supplies store) and get three leaves of Batman, a few sprigs of V for Vendetta, and a small handful of The Prestige. Mix them in a pot of The Dark Knight, and bring it to a boil. Pour yourself a cup, and let the mixture take effect.

Be careful though, not all herbs you find on a mountain top will make you feel better. Stay away from the blue ones..they’re particularly nasty.