Movie Recipes

• 5 fresh Swiss Family Robinson
• 1 lb Home Alone
• 3 medium Finding Nemo roots
• 3 Tbsp Drop Dead Fred nectar

“Courage is in every choice we make,  each and everyday.”  Such choices can be to live on deserted islands, but we, as chefs, find putting together palatable dishes on said deserted islands even more courageous.  It took courage to discover this recipe, and it requires courage to reproduce it.  To achieve the freshness necessary for this dish you’ll have to shimmy up a tree to get the Swiss Family Robinson, brave dark caves for the Finding Nemo roots,  navigate three inch thorns for the Home Alone, and climb the side of a mountain for Drop Dead Fred nectar.  Once acquired, crack open Swiss Family Robinson and make sure all milk and flesh ends up in a pan.  Be certain to slice the flesh into bite-size pieces.  Heat the pan over a fire and after about 5 minutes add in Finding Nemo.  Heat for an additional 5 minutes, then add in Home Alone and Drop Dead Fred and cover for twenty minutes, stirring occasionally.  Once it is finished cooking, you’ll find that your courage gathering ingredients will be appropriately rewarded.