Movie Recipes

• 1 white Road Trip
• 1/4 pound Without a Paddle
• 2 slices of Cannonball Run II
• 2 small Little Miss Sunshine
• 1 tsp Super Troopers
• 1 tsp Planes, Trains and Automobiles

If there were a million dollars on offer, you’d do pretty much anything to get it, right? If it were me, I’d run, walk, swim, drive, fly and bike my way to that money, probably without sleeping along the way. But I’d still need to eat along the way…I mean, you can’t keep your thoughts straight on an empty stomach. Sometimes the quickest way to eat on the run is at a good ol’ drive-through window, where you can pick up a quick greasy burger. Here’s what they’ll do before you even drive up to the speaker.

Flatten out the frozen Without a Paddle, and place onto the greasy grill. Let that cook until its good and defrosted. If it’s cooked through, that’s a bonus. When its done, slice the Road Trip in half, and place Without a Paddle on top of one half. Put the two slices of Cannon Ball Run II, Little Miss Sunshine and squirt the Super Troopers and Planes, Trains and Automobiles on top. Put the other half of Road Trip on top of it all, and put it in the bag for handing out the 2nd window to the next unsuspecting customer.

Now just remember, don’t pull up to one of those joints that cooks the burger after you order. That may slow you down just enough for someone else to swoop in and pick up the cash before you.