Movie Recipes

• 4 or 5 large Sleeping Beauty
• 2 cups granulated Shrek
• 1 tsp Enchanted

Typically, you only see candied apples at the fair or the circus where you’re not sure if some sneezy carnie has put his hands all over it.  But they also have a little known alternative use as well.  They’re the perfect pick-me-up to make you happy again if you feel grumpy.  Incidentally, they make a perfect conveyance for poison.  Who’da thought?  We’re not saying that you should use it for such a nefarious purpose, but if you just happen to be an evil queen and you’re suddenly no longer the fairest in the land…well, who are we to judge?  Add 1 cup of water to the two cups of Shrek and heat until Shrek is dissolved.  Remove from heat, and add a few drops of Enchanted to create an alluring color.  This is where you’d choose your poison to add as well.  Put in as much as you deem necessary.  Maybe just enough to make your victim incredibly sleepy, but not enough to need a doc.  Either way, you get to choose your own poison, and therefore, your own antidote.  Don’t be dopey and make it something too common…make it rare, like a kiss from one’s true love.  If your victim is bashful, that elusive kiss could be perfect.  Dip each Sleeping Beauty in the mix to coat. Let the coating harden before “serving.”