Movie Recipes

• 3 cans Quarantine sausages
• 1 bag of generic Cloverfield
• 2 packs The Ring lights
• 1 large bag of The Descent

When heading out into the backwoods of Maryland in search of evidence of the truth of an urban legend for your documentary, you just might get hungry.  In fact, I’d guarantee it.  We know you’re just a poor lazy college student, so the chances of you actually making something to take is going to be ridiculously small.  Instead, we’ll just provide a list of provisions one might need to make a weekend in the woods a succesful one…however you might define success…Just stick all the crap in a bag and head south…or east…wait, where’s the map?  Did you hear that?  I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling…