Movie Recipes

• ¾ cup of 27 Dresses
• 3 My Best Friend’s Wedding
• ¼ cup How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• ¼ cup What Happens in Vegas

It’s supposed to be the happiest day of your life, and you don’t want to leave anything to chance. You’ve planned this for years, down to the last detail….the attendants, the dress, the cake, and of course your pick for Maid of Honor. She’ll be your go-to-girl, taking care of all stress that comes along with the big day. Just be sure to stay on her good side…she could be equally helpful or destructive. Come to think of it, why not take a few things out of her hands, like the trip to a tanning salon. Make your own sunless tanning lotion, and prevent any possible skin sabotage.

Pour ¾ cup of boiling, pure 27 Dresses over 3 My Best Friend’s Wedding, and steep for 5 to 10 minutes. Remove My Best Friend’s Wedding and put ¼ cup of the mixture, ¼ cup How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and ¼ cup What Happens in Vegas into a blender. Blend these together at slow speed, adding the rest of the 27 Dresses & My Best Friend’s Wedding concoction slowly. Apply the final product sparingly to your skin. The key word there is ‘sparingly.’ You don’t want to end up looking like an orange oompa loompa  (it kinda clashes with a white dress).