Movie Recipes

• 2 large Get Over It
• 1 medium Little Miss Sunshine
• 3 Tbsp Purgatory House
• 2 Tbsp Donnie Darko
• 1 tsp Idiocracy

However you go about killing yourself, there’s often significant amounts of blood involved.  If you don’t have the guts to kill yourself, or are not depressed enough to off yourself, here’s a beverage that can double as blood in gory scenes.  Puree Little Miss Sunshine and Get Over It in a blender.  Stir in Purgatory House, Donnie Darko, and Idiocracy then sip or decorate your own facsimile suicide scene – whichever you’re feeling up to.  It’s sure to be something to enjoy in this life or the next.