Movie Recipes

• 4 cups whole grain The Cave
• 1 1/2 cups chunky Deliverance
• 8 oz Wrong Turn
• 4 Tbsp The Hills Have Eyes

Small spaces aren’t for the claustrophobic, everyone knows that.  But if you’re going to descend into the uncharted depths on a caving expedition, you won’t have a lot of room to bring any extra equipment or food.  You’re going to have to fit through some terrifyingly tight spaces, and unless your body has evolved to crawl over the jagged terrain, you’ll need to conserve space.  When it comes to conserving space in your pack, energy bars are the way to go.  You get the biggest bang for your buck that way.  And you certainly don’t have enough space to be packing pans and large cuts of meat with side dishes.  Here’s how you can make your own to save some dough.  Put all the ingredients in a medium pot and heat until the Deliverance and The Hills Have Eyes are melted.  Mix everything together well so that The Cave is well coated.  Remove from heat and form into bars on wax paper.  Pop it in the freezer until everything is solidified.  Wrap each one in saran wrap and let thaw before you make your descent.

And remember to love each bite, because you never known what could happen down there.