Ever wondered why there is an ingredients label on your bottle of “pure” water? It’s because some lawyer decided that 100% pure water didn’t necessarily have to mean ‘made of nothing except H2O.’ The only problem with these extra ingredients that ‘the man’ puts into your drinking water, is that you get used to it. That, and well maybe you might get a tumor or something one day. If you want to make your own drinking water, but aren’t satisfied with a bland mix of only hydrogen and oxygen, simply add The Insider, Michael Clayton, and The Rainmaker to the mix. You’ll have to experiment a little, as not all pure waters are created equally. Bonus tip: If you’re ever in a little place called Hinkley in California, you will definitely not want to sample their local spring water. Their list of hidden ingredients is so long it won’t even fit on the label anymore.