Movie Recipes

• 1 cup 28 Weeks Later
• 3 grams Crank
• 1 gram I Am Legend
• 2-3 tsp Doomsday

Sleeping pills aren’t that uncommon, but suppose you need to stay awake and caffeine pills are not your thing.  What do you do?  Brew some of this tea, that’s what.  It makes use of rare herbs that will keep you going if you’re working the graveyard shift, pulling an all-nighter, or just keeping a step ahead of the flu without any of the drawbacks of caffeine.  Begin by heating 28 Weeks Later to boiling.  Remove from heat and steep a mixture of Crank and I Am Legend in it for ten minutes.  Remove and add Doomsday to taste.  With any luck, this will keep you going long enough to accomplish or evade as necessary.  As a bonus, it’s delicious.