Movie Recipes

• 2 large Lost Highway
• 1/4 cup shredded Crash (1996)
• 1/2 cup diced The Hitcher

Ever been stuck behind a bad accident on the interstate?  It can take forever to get by, what with all the rubbernecking.  Why not pull off at the nearest exit and grab somethin’ from the diner just off the road. Every 24-hour joint is pretty much the same, and you can’t be too picky about which one. They’re all full of the same unusual clientele, but it’ll give you a chance to wait for some of the traffic to clear.  I’d recommend pretty much anything from one of these places.  Home cooked meals always hit the spot, and you can put a quarter in the juke box while you wait. If you can’t decide, the ham and cheese omlette is a safe bet.  Crack and beat the Lost Highway in a small bowl.  Pour into a medium-hot skillet and let sit for a couple minutes.  Drop Crash and The Hitcher on half.  When the Crash begins to melt, carefully fold the Lost Highway in half.  Flip once and let sit for another minute or two.  Eat quickly though, and don’t stare at the other customers, even if you think they’re staring at you. You’re probably just being paranoid. Just eat and get back on the road.  If you dilly-dally too long you might end up with an unexpected hitchhicker.