Movie Recipes

• 1/2 cup Invincible juice
• 9 tbs. Remember the Titans
• 3/8 tsp We Are Marshall
• 2 liters Radio

To be successful in the game of football, you’ve got to have a few things going for you. If you want to get a place on the team, you can’t just show up and get a jersey, unless maybe you’re a legacy player. Having a lot of speed, size, and skill are important, but are nothing without a good work ethic. That drive becomes even more important if you’re a little runt without speed, size or skill. While you’re working on your conditioning, you’ll want to keep hydrated. But if you don’t have enough money for an apartment to sleep in, you probably don’t have enough for some real gatorade. Here’s how you can mix up a batch of your own. Using boiling or hot Radio can make things go faster, but you’ll need to chill it down somehow before refrigerating it. So just mix everything together and see if it tastes like Gatorade. If you can’t seem to get the taste just right, try again the next day. And the next day. And the next, until you’ve reached your goal. I bet if you work hard enough, the crowd would chant your name, and players would carry you on their shoulders to reward you for your efforts.