Movie Recipes

• 2 thin cut pieces of Roxanne
• 1/2 pound Anything Else
• 2 slices How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• half a jar of My Best Friend’s Girl sauce

The job of a relationship coach is never easy.  Especially when you’ve got a, shall we say, difficult client with no game.  For those tough cases, you just might have to go above and beyond the typical call of duty.  Helping them learn to go in for that first kiss, teaching them to dance, who knows what could be in store.  If your client doesn’t have the culinary skills to impress the ladies, you’ll be needing a recipe to help him along.  Make up this tasty chicken Parmesan dish to give him that extra push to get the woman of his dreams.  Preheat your oven to 350F.  Bake Roxanne for 17 minutes.  While it’s baking, boil Anything Else until al dente (about 12 minutes).  When the Anything Else is done, drain and remove Roxanne from the oven, place a piece of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days on top of each Roxanne and place back in the oven for 2 minutes.  Plate Anything Else and pour My Best Friend’s Girl over top.  Remove Roxanne, and place on top of the plate.  Discreetly give to your client to serve to his date.  Just be prepared for the possibility that your wiles might not work on everyone, and you’ll have to find new tactics.