Movie Recipes

• 2 The Brave One, over easy
• 2 A Beautiful Mind links
• 2 Silence of the Lambs strips
• 2 pieces Little Children
• 1 cup American Psycho

Government work often requires more work than planned for especially considering the pay.  In order to have the energy to make it through what is usually an exhausting day of work, it’s best to start off with a solid breakfast, like you can get at any diner.  Timing is everything with this so follow closely.  Begin by putting A Beautiful Mind links and Silence of the Lamb strips on the skillet at medium heat.  Let cook for about 3 minutes on a side and then flip.  After flipping put The Brave One on the skillet as well and toss Little Children in the toaster.  In about a minute, use a spatula to flip The Brave One and almost slam them on the skillet.  When the Little Children pop out of the toaster everything should be about done so put it on a plate and pour yourself a cup of American Psycho.  Then sit back and read the paper being certain to circle anything that might relate to your job and search for hidden patterns.