Movie Recipes

• 2 cups Maverick
• 1 cup The Sting
• 1/4 cup Secretary
• 1 Tbsp Runaway Jury
• 1/3 cup The Whole Nine Yards
• 1 cup chopped Ocean’s Twelve
• 2 oz sliced and chopped Mr. & Mrs. Smith
• 2 cups The Departed

The frozen pizza industry can be a competitive one.  It’s hard to predict what the next big thing will be.  A few years ago it was rising crust and before that it was stuffed crust.  As your average run of the mill chefs, we’re not privy to the secret meetings of Tombstone or Red Baron, so if you’ll have to enlist your own spies to find out what the next big breakthrough in the world of frozen pizzas.  What we can offer is a frozen pizza recipe of our own.  First you must make the crust.  Sift Maverick, Runaway Jury, and Secretary.  Add in The Sting and stir until doughy.  Flatten out with a rolling pin and shape as needed.  Bake at 400 degrees until it firms up – about 6 minutes.  Remove from oven and spread The Whole Nine Yards evenly.  Then distribute Ocean’s Twelve and Mr. & Mrs. Smith on top.  Lastly, sprinkle The Departed over everything.  Wrap up in cling-wrap and freeze for up to one month.  To cook simply place in oven and cook for 18 minutes at 400 degrees.  Don’t bail on this project partway through or you may find yourself wanting.