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Jason X

Posted on June 25th, 2009 | by Executive Chef Garrison | Movie Recipes

1 packet Event Horizon
1 packet Doom
1 packet Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

In the future everything is more intense, even the mass murderers. The one’s who’ve had the longest wait in deep freeze for their revenge can be the crankiest. They’ll no doubt be hungry for food…and blood. Toss this freeze dried meal package at him and head the other way to preserve your life. Just rip open each packet, and throw as hard as you can towards the bad guy. Run away and hope the medical nano repair-bots don’t get to him.

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The General's Daughter (1999)
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
[Brenner is discussing Elisabeth's medical records that were left in his car anonymously] Now did he instruct you to give me the medical records?
Capt. Goodson:
Well, not in so many words... but I think I knew his wishes. You know, anything that might help Elisabeth. I'm sure you know how much he loved her.
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
Not as much as he loved you.
Capt. Goodson:
[smiling] What do you mean?
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
I don't know. It's just something about the surprise way you came in that night, the extra care he had in making dinner.
Capt. Goodson:
What do you plan on doing about it?
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
Not a thing... other than to tell you I'm sorry about Moore and to ask you for your help. Here... sit down.
[both take a seat on a park bench]
Capt. Goodson:
What exactly do you need to know?
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
I want to know about the recreation of the original rape.
Capt. Goodson:
I suppose that's what it was.
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
Was it Moore's idea to do this, to kind of cleanse her of her past?
Capt. Goodson:
Oh no... Jesus, no. She thought it up. He couldn't talk her out of it.
Warr. Off. Paul Brenner:
So he felt so bad that he killed himself?
Capt. Goodson:
Look, you and I both know that's not how this happened. And that's where they screwed up, whoever did this. Because they didn't know about Bob and me. Bob could no sooner have killed himself than I could pull a chicken out of my ear. But these nefarious types, they don't get that... you know, they don't understand that... affairs of the heart. Way beyond them.
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