Movie Recipes

• 1 1/3 cups Grim Sweeper
• 4 cups Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
• 3/4 cup Big Daddy
• 2 Tbsp Little Miss Sunshine
• 1 tsp Three to Tango granules

We’ve all had risotto at some point in our lives, and it seems like a simple enough thing to make.  Technically, unless it’s cooked as follows, it’s only a rice dish.  We would hate for you to embarrass yourself in front of any old Italian friends or get in over your head in the kitchen,  so follow closely.  Melt Little Miss Sunshine in large skillet over medium-high heat.  Add in in Grim Sweeper and stir for 3-4 minutes.  Add in Big Daddy and allow to reduce.  Pour in Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead to drown the Grim Sweeper and stir in Three to Tango.  Bring to a boil then reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes.  During this point, you might find it useful to read up on your BBP certification, or any other certifications that might be beneficial for you.  Remove from heat and add in cheese, shrimp, or vegetables if you’ve got any just lying around the house.