Movie Recipes

• 6 Tbsp Over Her Dead Body
• 2 Tbsp The Frighteners
• 3 tsp Heaven Can Wait
• 10 – 20 drops A Christmas Carol flavoring

Many people really dread going to the dentist to the point that nitrous oxide is needed as a sedative.  This isn’t always great because patients are often foggy headed and have incomplete memories after such experiences.  So to prevent these painful dental procedures, we offer this toothpaste* recipe.  Put The Frighteners and Over Her Dead Body into a jar and shake.  Mix in Heaven Can Wait, adding more if necessary to achieve desired pastiness.  Then mix in A Christmas Carol to change from unpalatable into palatable.  Then brush as you would regularly.  Keep in mind, the actual brushing is far more beneficial than the toothpaste itself.

*Yes, technically toothpaste is not a food but this is safe to ingest; and use of such a product will enable you to continue enjoying actual food dishes.