Movie Recipes

• 1 The Transporter 3, skinned
• 2 medium The Fifth Element
• 3 small diced Shoot ‘Em Up
• 1 cup The Chronicles of Riddick
• 2 Tbsp Children of Men

A few years into the future, you may find that various countries have pretty much destroyed the rest of the world.  In this post-apocalyptic scenario it may be important to meld a lot of flavors together in order to create a dish out of the sparingly available produce and meat.  You can do this one of two ways – gumbo or stew.  Gumbo technically requires okra as an ingredient, whereas stew doesn’t really have any basic requirements so we’re going with stew based on the unlikelihood of finding okra in such an environment.  Drizzle Children of Men into a medium pan on medium heat.  Add in the diced Shoot ‘Em Up and Fifth Element and saute.  Pour in The Chronicles of Riddick and wait until it is half reduced.  Meanwhile, skin and chop Transporter 3 into bite size pieces.  Once mixture is reduced, add in Transporter 3 and cooked to desired level of doneness.  It may sound a little plain, and it is, but you may have to substitute something for Children of Men or The Fifth Element, based on availability.  You may even one day have to settle for something other than Transporter 3, but given the rate at which they multiply, you’re probably fine.