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November 19th, 2008 — Recipes
Top 5 break up foods: 1. ice cream, 2. peanut butter, 3. oreos, 4. chocolate, 5. popcorn. Sure, you can go out and buy any of these but that’ll only take your mind off of the break up for so long. Why not stay home and make your own ice cream? Begin by thoroughly blending Empire Records and Dawg together. Then slowly mix in Broken Flowers and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Pour into an ice cream maker and churn for 45 minutes. Hand churned is best for taking your mind of things, but if you don’t have the stamina for that you can use an electric churner and make a list of your top five ice cream flavors instead. Once ready, grab a spoon (no bowl is necessary), and dig in. It’ll put you in a good mood, well, at least a better one so that you can make a mixed tape to take your mind off your former other for a little while longer.
November 18th, 2008 — Recipes
Can’t afford to buy frozen waffles anymore because you just can’t write that hit song? Save some money by making your own. Begin by mixing all the ingredients together in a bowl. Spoon onto the waffle iron, but cook about 1-2 minutes less than suggested on the iron. Break the waffle into pieces and store in the freezer for winter, errr, later. When desired throw a couple in the toaster and enjoy that frozen waffle taste. Any pet rodents that may be living with you will probably be particularly fond of these. It’s the perfect mix of deliciousness and simplicity for any family meal.
November 17th, 2008 — Recipes
When your trying to beat the house, you want to make sure you’re on top of your game. This means no getting drunk for you. But you need to make sure it looks like you’re drinking so you don’t look suspicious. Having a nice faux-cocktail in your hand will definitely fool the security dudes. Pour A Beautiful Mind, Spider-Man, and Lucky You in a shaker and give it a few shakes. Strain it into a high ball glass and drop in the twist of Good Will Hunting. Sip it at your blackjack table while you watch your earnings rack up.
November 14th, 2008 — Recipes
Why do delivery when you can make it yourself and maybe see the cute delivery boy? It’s not very hard and no doubt it will taste better. You can save some time by picking up a ball of Slither, from either your local pizzeria or the grocery store. Roll it flat and round, then slightly bunch the edges to make the crust, thick or thin depending on your preference. Spoon on your Resident Evil: Apocalypse and spread all over Slither. Then sprinkle on Transformers and evenly space out Freddy vs. Jason on top of that. Bake in the oven at 400 degrees for about 20 minutes, or until Transformers is melted. Be sure to keep an eye out for any other worldly creatures while you make this because whether they’ve got a keen sense of smell or infrared vision, you’re likely to be found while working on this warm and aromatically delicious treat.
November 13th, 2008 — Recipes
Have you ever carried out a successful heist? I personally haven’t, but I bet it would make me hungry. I think what I’d want to quell that hunger is a pizza. If you can’t get any delivered to you, then you can just make this simple cheese pizza recipe yourself. Bake The Italian Job according to the instructions, but for half the required time. After half the time, remove the pan and spread on The Bank Job and cover with Ocean’s Eleven. Put it back in to bake for the rest of the time. The edges should be brown and the Ocean’s Eleven nice and melty. If for some reason the pizza doesn’t do it for you, maybe you could get some sandwiches instead?
November 12th, 2008 — Recipes
Russian roulette can be an unnerving game, so if you plan on playing, why not calm your nerves a little the way Russians do … with a white Russian. Begin by putting Born on the Fourth of July into a glass. Then add in Full Metal Jacket, followed by Saving Private Ryan, and top it off with All Quiet on the Western Front. It will basically take care of mixing itself, just swirl the glass a few times. This concoction will help give you the courage to play, but we have no idea what implications the game may have on your mental faculties.
November 11th, 2008 — Recipes
Life is more like a gray area, as are the flavor options of chicken. While most are neither blatantly wrong or right, some are certainly better than others, and we hope this one is better than most. Begin by cutting Raising Arizona into 6 pieces. Thoroughly cover each piece with A Walk to Remember. In a small bowl, mix The Lion King and Oliver! Then rub onto each of the pieces of Raising Arizona. Put into an oven-safe dish and bake at 350 degrees for 90 minutes being sure to rotate and turn every 15 minutes. After a couple bites you might find yourself rethinking your black, white, and gray areas.
November 10th, 2008 — Recipes
There are few foods that are perfect for busy, on-the-go, city types who have to hurry up and down the streets of New York to meetings and such. For those types of situations, you can’t get much better than a bagel with cream cheese…and maybe some jelly, if you’re feeling bold enough to go for it. Take it straight up, or toast it first, it’s totally your decision. Good thing there are a bunch in a bag so if you choose wrongly, you can get a another shot. Spread on your Princess Bride on your Love Actually, and if you’re definitely, maybe feeling confident, grab some Serendipity too. You’ll eventually find the right one for you, so be patient.
November 7th, 2008 — Recipes
Without fail, as soon as you go into the kitchen and become thoroughly engrossed in cooking some japanese noodles, you get a phone call. Rather than letting the phone ring and missing the call, simplify the cooking with this recipe. Cook The Grudge according to the directions on the package except for one thing - drain the water before adding the flavor packet. While it is cooking, saute The Ring with 1408 in a skillet over medium-high heat. Once both are finished cooking combine and enjoy. It’s not only easier, but quicker too. No need to fret over a missed called and whatever repercussions that might have.
November 6th, 2008 — Recipes
This recipe is in memory of Michael Crichton, Garrison’s favorite author, who unexpectedly passed away the other day.
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F while you consider that creme brulee is French for “burnt cream.” This is what might happen to you if you’re not careful with your dish…or your time machine. Seriously, be careful, those things are sensitive.
Place the Jurassic Park, Back to the Future and its pulp into a medium saucepan set over medium-high heat and bring to a boil. Remove from the heat, cover and allow to sit for 15 minutes.
In a medium bowl, whisk together 1/2 cup Bill and Ted and the Indiana Jones until well blended. Add the Jurassic Park a little at a time, stirring continually. Pour the liquid into 6 ramekins (one for each time traveler). Place the ramekins into a large cake pan or roasting pan. Pour enough hot water into the pan to come halfway up the sides of the ramekins. Bake just until set, but still trembling in the center, approximately 45 minutes. Remove the ramekins from the roasting pan and refrigerate for about 3 days, which should be just enough time for you to complete your mission.
Remove the creme brulee from the refrigerator when you get back. Divide the remaining 1/2 cup Bill and Ted equally among the 6 dishes and spread evenly on top. Using a torch, melt the Bill and Ted to form a crispy top. Allow the creme brulee to sit for at least 5 minutes before serving.